Did you know Santa Claus is an alien and that his 'gifts' are all equipped with surveillance equipment and probing devices? Here's a rare picture of Santa and Rudolph without their holographic disguises.
Adorable, yet so wrong... probably the story I'm gonna tell my kid when he's old enough ^^ ''Listen little dude, Santa's a cute little alien, and if your naughty... or not really, he's gonna probe you in your sleep. He can always tell where you are because he's spying on you right now, there's cameras and alien what'sit in all your toys, he's probably gonna have me killed 'cause I told you. Now go to bed, you can't open your present right now, because the probing devices only go off at midnight, the 25th december, and you don't wanna get probed, do you?''