"...Alright son, listen close. Keep your eyes open and never look down. The ladies want your attention in the right place. Always smile, even if you're not happy. If she thinks you're happy, she'll be happy. Make sure you look good, but not too good. Leave a shoelace casually untied or something. The ladies want a man they can fix up a bit. If you're not a challenge, she won't be interested..."